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	<title>Brown Ivy</title>
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		<title>Racist, Tavis Smiley, Comes to Brown</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2010/02/18/racist-tavis-miley-brown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve heard of Tavis Smiley before, but I&#8217;ve never had a chance to listen to him, that is until Brown University posted his MLK Jr. speech. He says that America is not post-racial as a result of Obama&#8217;s Presidency, but, rather, that we are less racist. He also talks about &#8220;our friends on the political [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve heard of Tavis Smiley before, but I&#8217;ve never had a chance to listen to him, that is until Brown University posted his MLK Jr. speech. He says that America is not post-racial as a result of Obama&#8217;s Presidency, but, rather, that we are less racist. He also talks about &#8220;our friends on the political right&#8221; admitting his political ideology to a student group which he assumes to be of the same mind. He accuses the right of using Martin Luther&#8217;s words to put down programs like Affirmative Action and such.</p>
<p>By the way, if I have to explain why Affirmative Action is racists, then maybe you and I just won&#8217;t ever agree.</p>
<p>Thank you <a href="http://today.brown.edu/articles/2010/02/smiley">Tavis the racist</a> for saying nothing of substance, at least you said it very well.</p>
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		<title>The GOP Has No Ideas On Healthcare?</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2010/02/16/gop-ideas-healthcare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since this whole healthcare debacle flared up, I&#8217;ve heard hundreds of people say that the Republicans had no ideas. For those who have done their research, it should come as no surprise that the Republicans have always had ideas. Calling Republicans the party of &#8220;NO&#8221; is nothing more than a bit of bull shit rhetoric. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since this whole healthcare debacle flared up, I&#8217;ve heard hundreds of people say that the Republicans had no ideas. For those who have done their research, it should come as no surprise that the Republicans have always had ideas. Calling Republicans the party of &#8220;NO&#8221; is nothing more than a bit of bull shit rhetoric. So, just like Obama put up fight the Smears to illuminate the truth about things people were saying about him, the Republicans have constructed a site dedicated to promulgating their <a href="http://www.gop.gov/solutions/healthcare">healthcare solutions</a>.</p>
<p>So ladies and gents, if you care enough to be intellectually honest, visit the site. See what you were never told the Republicans proposed.</p>
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		<title>What loyalty truly requires</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2010/02/16/loyalty-requires/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many who eventually reveal themselves to be no better than the lying, conniving serpent from Genesis 3, often claim that they are loyal friends.  Examples abound no less in modern times than in ancient times, but my point here is not to dwell on the historical (or literary) instances in which manly friendship actually masked [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many who eventually reveal themselves to be no better than the lying, conniving serpent from Genesis 3, often claim that they are loyal friends.  Examples abound no less in modern times than in ancient times, but my point here is not to dwell on the historical (or literary) instances in which manly friendship actually masked cowardly self-interest.  Rather, I shall consider what, at heart, loyalty should truly require of him who professes to practise it.  My ruminations shall involve some references to actual events, but principle will receive priority here.  (The charge of nebulousness may be richly warranted, I mean to say.)</p>
<p>One may justifiably describe loyalty by what it induces a man to do, but the claim that one is loyal involves far more than an occasional offering to maintain appearances, for the duty to be loyal is grounded in the very nature of certain relationships – whether naturally arising (through blood or circumstance), or because of conscious choice.  The truly loyal man should never even consider what appears to be loyal, but rather should devote himself in thought and action to that bond which unites him to another.</p>
<p>As with many of life’s enduring lessons, athletic contests are the ideal way in which to learn genuine loyalty, which perhaps explains why one who never took to the field, ice, or court, could also never learn true loyalty.  The baseball pitcher who plunks a batter from another team after one of his men was purposely beamed, or the hockey defenseman who risks ejection by shoving the forward who interferes with his goalie, are paragons of loyalty.</p>
<p>They risk themselves and their reputations because duties borne of relationships, even if those duties be arguably abstract, are sacred and through which are the closest to God a man could ever reach.  The loyal man seeks not his own interest, but rather a cosmic balance whereby an action over which he had no control is corrected, and a bond reaffirmed, through his devotion.</p>
<p>Loyalty involves no calculation, no obvious self-interest.  The price of loyalty may very well be that one looks weak or undisciplined, but such are the cries of those hyper-modernists who belittle a Sparta or ridicule a medieval village.  Those persons know nothing of permanent attachments, of participating in God’s life by foregoing image for the sake of affection, of risking wound by the sword so that a friend may emerge unharmed.  In a word, they know nothing of brotherhood, and are all the more inhuman because of it.</p>
<p>I recall a lazy Saturday afternoon at a friend’s house, when, to escape punishment from his father, he blamed (correctly, I might add) a basement mess on another friend.  His father simply asked that he then rectify the situation, although his elder brother, later, excoriated him.  He shouted, You blamed your friend to avoid grounding?  He then added, A real friend would never have thought of the consequences and would have in an instant accepted responsibility!</p>
<p>Internalising that notion of brotherhood, I safely stored it away for a time when, throwing a football with a neighbour in my front yard, he nearly broke one of our house’s windows with a wild punt.  Immediately my mother came outside, demanding to know what had happened.  I knew what had to be done; loyalty insisted that I take the blame.  So, I admitted that I was at fault, taking the (admittedly small) punishment as a sign that my friend knew that our bond required such.</p>
<p>I point this out, friends, because the elder brother of my first friend hit the nail directly on its head.  Loyalty, for any godly man, takes no account of whether the friend defended is worthy of blame.  From the basement example, surely the boy who left the mess was at fault, as was my friend who injudiciously kicked a ball too close to the house.  So, too, is the hockey goalie who undeservedly obstructs the opposing team’s forward.</p>
<p>But, let me be emphatic, blame is an irrelevant detail.  The defenseman protects his goalie’s honour because of the relationship – because the goalie is <em>his</em>.  The friend takes blame for another friend’s mess because that friend is <em>his </em>friend.  To be loyal, one looks in a way past the person owed loyalty, and takes actions based on the relationship itself.  Those actions, for the loyal man, should be an automatic reflex, honed through years of devotion, and, yes, even mistakes.</p>
<p>For that man who cannot understand this simple truth, I can only say that he has never experienced authentic brotherly love.  For all the abstract thinking for which the hyper-modernist – jeans-wearing, light-beer-drinking, and all – feigns an adoration, he just can never seem to love that brother right in front of him.</p>
<p>Beware the serpent who lurks at your Six, ostensibly there to protect.</p>
<p>Sean Burnside Quigley</p>
<p>February 16, 2010</p>
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		<title>2am on Christmas Eve</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/12/25/2am-on-christmas-eve/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When all the republicans retreated home,
The Democrats stood in their chambers alone.
Against every odd and against every will,
Against all the chants begging they kill the bill,
They took their last stand, a Waterloo vote,
Committing more credit that we&#8217;ll have to float.
Tort wasn&#8217;t fixed, no it was protected,
Insurance can still ignore market incentive.
And while all the big [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When all the republicans retreated home,<br />
The Democrats stood in their chambers alone.<br />
Against every odd and against every will,<br />
Against all the chants begging they kill the bill,<br />
They took their last stand, a Waterloo vote,<br />
Committing more credit that we&#8217;ll have to float.</p>
<p>Tort wasn&#8217;t fixed, no it was protected,<br />
Insurance can still ignore market incentive.<br />
And while all the big corporations were maligned,<br />
They weren&#8217;t the fat cats who got their pockets lined.</p>
<p>The fat Christmas pig stuffed with every request,<br />
To feed all the knights at Obama&#8217;s round table,<br />
May all of those windbags this Christmas find rest,<br />
For it may be the last that anyone&#8217;s able.</p>
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You now see how I feel about the ridiculous 2am vote on healthcare.</p>
<p>What do you think about the unprecedented vote that occurred? Leave your own poem, or just leave a comment.</p>
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		<title>Rawrrrr&#8230; Tiger Woods is a Sex Cat</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/12/07/rawrrrr-tiger-woods-sex-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t enjoy seeing good men fall. It&#8217;s never fun. But I do have problems with the way in which we tend to regard our athletes, presidents, and celebrities in general as Herculean. They can do no wrong we think. And Tiger was no exception. His child-like face and baby-soft skin even fooled yours truly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t enjoy seeing good men fall. It&#8217;s never fun. But I do have problems with the way in which we tend to regard our athletes, presidents, and celebrities in general as Herculean. They can do no wrong we think. And Tiger was no exception. His child-like face and baby-soft skin even fooled yours truly into thinking his facade reflected a very real tenderness. Alas, &#8217;tis sad, but Tiger made his own bed.</p>
<p>While he&#8217;s known for bringing in small numbers on the golf course, you have to admit, that this father/husband has certainly not taken his golfing principles to heart when it comes to women. So far, no less than ten women are suspected of being among Tiger&#8217;s impressive score. And if you think about how many women this man-slut has been with in the US, and consider how often he travels abroad, you have to consider that this might only be the beginning of a massively disgusting (possibly STD ridden) super-sized, multinational scandal.</p>
<p>Why am I writing about it here? Well, I want to point out the obvious fact that we tend to regard those with a public persona as having nothing but a public persona. When, in fact, it is who we are in private that makes us good or evil.</p>
<p>Perhaps a rant as glib as mine has no place on this blog, but I think this is a Conservative principle in action. You can buy the fancy Hybrid car, you can tell other people to give money to the poor, you can fight for gay rights and spit on the faces of those who don&#8217;t, you can even pretend to be faithful to your wife. In the end, no matter how much exuberant you are about your own moral bonafides, it&#8217;s your disposition that matters most. Sure, Tiger <strong>was</strong> a role model. And sure, he&#8217;s awesome at Golf. And sure, the dude is as rich as God himself. But Lord Almighty, looking at the mess Tiger is in right now, I wouldn&#8217;t ever want to trade my life for his.</p>
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		<title>Rhode Island Finally Bans Prostitution</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/11/03/rhode-island-finally-bans-prostitution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Governor Carcieri signed into law today a bill closing the RI loophole that allows Prostitution indoors. Read about it at WPRI.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Governor Carcieri signed into law today a bill closing the RI loophole that allows Prostitution indoors. Read about it at <a href="http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/local_wpri_providence_gov_carcieri_signs_indoor_prostitution_bill_20091103_mds">WPRI</a>.</p>
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		<title>Hand Sanatizer Might be Ineffective</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/10/28/hand-sanatizer-ineffective/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See the report on Hand Sanatizer
Hand Sanatizer is dangerous because if you drink it you might get poisoned and it&#8217;s flammable. So you might catch on fire.
Really?
The first point is obvious. Don&#8217;t drink hand sanitizer. The second thing, i didn&#8217;t know. It makes me think there might be an emerging market for hand sanitizer among [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See the report on <a href="http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=16297693">Hand Sanatizer</a></p>
<p>Hand Sanatizer is dangerous because if you drink it you might get poisoned and it&#8217;s flammable. So you might catch on fire.</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p>The first point is obvious. Don&#8217;t drink hand sanitizer. The second thing, i didn&#8217;t know. It makes me think there might be an emerging market for hand sanitizer among Buddhist monks.</p>
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		<title>Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Prize: Where was the PowerPoint?</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/10/09/barack-obama-wins-nobel-peace-prize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an embarrassing move by the Nobel Prize Committee, President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, adding to his already illustrious collection of undeserved bona fides. It&#8217;s obvious that the committee is awarding prizes to any prominent American who speaks up against (or ends the era of) George W. Bush&#8217;s peace through power [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an embarrassing move by the Nobel Prize Committee, President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, adding to his already illustrious collection of undeserved bona fides. It&#8217;s obvious that the committee is awarding prizes to any prominent American who speaks up against (or ends the era of) George W. Bush&#8217;s peace through power imperialism. The committee said that the President was awarded the prize because they appreciated Obama&#8217;s vision and work for a world without nukes, and the fact that he had single handedly &#8220;created a new climate in international politics&#8221;. Apart from the fact that this is bull, it&#8217;s obvious that this award is nothing but a thank you for ending the Bush era.</p>
<p>A couple of years ago, however, Al Gore was given a Nobel Prize for making a powerpoint. But at least the guy had created some sort of deliverable. Obama&#8217;s done nothing but written some books, run for President, tried to enact sweeping change that would plummet our country into huge(r) amounts of deficit spending, and leave our troups confused and alone wondering why they are in Afghanistan. His policies have made the US and the world as a whole a far more dangerous (and vulnerable) place. His foreign policy has been, is and will continue to be disastrous. So forgive me if I don&#8217;t understand, but I really have only one question: How in the H$^# did he win this thing? He didn&#8217;t even make a Power Point.</p>
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		<title>Happy Constitution Day Everyone!</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/09/17/happy-constitution-day-everyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is the day that the US Constitution Convention ratified the US Constitution in 1787. And if you didn&#8217;t know, it is a federal day of observance (kind of like a holiday without the day off). Just thought you should know.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is the day that the US Constitution Convention ratified the US Constitution in 1787. And if you didn&#8217;t know, it is a federal day of observance (kind of like a holiday without the day off). Just thought you should know.</p>
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		<title>At Least Brown&#8217;s Number 1 at Something</title>
		<link>http://brownivy.com/2009/08/27/browns-number-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Unseth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess my title&#8217;s a bit misleading as Brown has received the distinction of being both the college with the happiest student population for 2010 (inching out Clemson), and now, according to GQ magazine, we are also the #1 douchiest college in America. 
Call me old fashioned, but I don&#8217;t get how we won this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess my title&#8217;s a bit misleading as Brown has received the distinction of being both <a href="http://bit.ly/Eq13W">the college with the happiest student population for 2010</a> (inching out Clemson), and now, according to GQ magazine, we are also the <a href="http://bit.ly/lAcG">#1 douchiest college</a> in America. </p>
<p>Call me old fashioned, but I don&#8217;t get how we won this award. Frankly, if GQ thinks that the hipster garbage that goes to Brown University is douchier than the popped collars at Harvard, Princeton, and Yale, the word douchie must means something different than I thought it did. But being as how we&#8217;ve been on a steady decline in the US News rankings, I suppose we brunonians take whatever positive news we can get.</p>
<p>TAKE DAT <span style="color:orange;">PRINCETON</span>!</p>
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