I guess my title’s a bit misleading as Brown has received the distinction of being both the college with the happiest student population for 2010 (inching out Clemson), and now, according to GQ magazine, we are also the #1 douchiest college in America.
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t get how we won this award. Frankly, if GQ thinks that the hipster garbage that goes to Brown University is douchier than the popped collars at Harvard, Princeton, and Yale, the word douchie must means something different than I thought it did. But being as how we’ve been on a steady decline in the US News rankings, I suppose we brunonians take whatever positive news we can get.
TAKE DAT PRINCETON!